Friday, October 31, 2008

Calmness in Your Life

It has been a crazy week, need lots of calming regimens.
STRESS!! Well, here is what I found today to answer those needs !! Keep in mind it is not for the weak at heart!!


By following simple advise heard on the Dr.Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never
finished. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished (and there were lots)
and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel right now!!! Tee Hee!!






Just kiddin :)

7 comments:

rick said...

I wondered why some of the door facings were skint up, chairs out of place and why you were sleeping in the dogs bed.

"Doe" The Female Deare said...

From the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. hmmm? I'll pray for you and your stress reliefs at revival! HA

"Doe" The Female Deare said...

HELLO!!!!! iT HAS BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE YOU POSTED A NEW BLOG!! WHERE ARE YOU?

Heidi Zawisza said...

And you even lived to blog about it......you're an ANIMAL!!! ha!ha!

kristina said...

k, so this weekend i think i surpassed your little escapade lol...and mine wasn't unfinished business, they were sought after trouble lol...: 2 slices of primos caramel cake (i knew i was going down after this), a few Heineken Light, and to top it all off, i almost booked a flight to you know where...but apparently, i have awesome friends =) so sanity managed to come back slowly in the wee hours of the morning lol

YaYa's Funhouse said...

K, you better stay away from that caramel cake, makes you do dangerous things!!! LOL

GingerLouise Clothing said...

I needed that laugh tonight!!