AMAZING NEW DIET


Trip to Wal-Mart

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Halloweeny is OFF

Our Halloweeny plans are off this year for the boys. They woke up this morning burning up with fever. We took them to the doctor this morning and they were put back on antibiotics. When does this end. As I have said before, they started daycare and this has really been difficult on them. We are hoping it won't continue much longer.
Oh brother, it is very difficult to hold babies with 102+ temp and hot flashing at the same time!!!! Can't you see the misting on the face????? I would laugh if it weren't so miserable!! HA!!



Happy Halloween everyone!! Be safe and have fun trick-0-treating!!! Look out next year....here we come....

Patiently awaiting

This photo was taken with Lil Dad's phone while Luke was patiently awaiting surgery. You can see he is wearing his little hospital gown. The procedure went well. They were back home by noon on Friday. The doctor said he just didn't know why his ear drums had not ruptured because there was so much pressure. Thank God for His goodness and mercy. God is good all the time.

Luke having ear surgery on Friday

Ask me...do I love my passie and I'll show you!!!!!!!!!

Even though Luke has been so sick, he is still so sweet. He saw the pediatric otolaryngologist today and will have tubes put into his ears on Friday. He has had chronic ear infections since starting daycare. Dr. said this should resolve this problem....I guess Luke did not want baby brother to have one-up on him for surgeries. Please pray all goes well. We are still believing God for these little angels. He hasn't brought them this far to leave them. God is good all the time.

We love to read our books and play on the floor with Daddy.

Help me brother!!! I'm stuck...help me out here!!!! HAHAHA

'HOUSEWORK 101'

1. Create a new folder in your PC

2. Name it 'Housework'

3. Send it to the recycle bin

4. Empty the recycle bin

5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete
Housework permanently?'

6. Calmly answer, 'yes' and press mouse button firmly...

7. Feel better????


Works for ME !!

Ya'll have a great weekend and get going with that housework!!!

We've started daycare

It has been a while since I have posted. Prentiss is still doing well after his heart surgery. As you can see below he loves his walker. He can "go so fast"! Lil Mom started back to work two weeks ago so the boys started daycare. It has been difficult for them. In just the short time they were there, they both have had strep throat and ear infections. They had 3 doctor visits in less than a week. They are much better now and have gone back to daycare.

Doesn't he look mischievous? Prentiss thinks it is so funny to see us run from the walker. It is murder on your ankles and toes.

Yaya the flash is too bright for my eyes. This is Luke.
Prentiss loves to wrinkle his nose at you.

Luke resting after a hard day at daycare.
More later. Going to cook dinner so Lil Mom won't have to when she gets home from work.