Today someone sent me this e-mail. I couldn't resist posting. Sorry "papaws", I guess with age comes alittle liberation. Love it.
Dad at the Mall ****
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance
in the rain.
I would have loved to have seen that teenagers face! I bet he didn't expect that one!!HA!!!!
5 comments:
i think i just died from laughing, and "he" just had to run away from the screen lol! LOVE IT!
You just made me wet my pants!! Thanks - that's the best laugh I've had in awhile.
This is my first visit and
lol
Too, too funny! I found your blog last month with your "Hot Flash" post. I hope you don't mind if I become one of your loyal followers!
JAM...come on along. I have certainly enjoyed "meeting" so many great friends in the bloggy world.
I would love to have you follow.
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